Is
Nessie yer favourite pet name? Hae ye ivver used
kudzu as a tasteful garnish in yer manly beverage? D'ye
prefer yer haggis wi' a side o' grits?
Then poot that prime perloined porker o' th' neighboors
on yer spit an' crank oop th' auld victrola cause 'tis
celebratin' time...ye qualify t' join th' Mighty Clan
MacBubba! But if ye'd still care t' tak' a wee look at
th' creedo ye'll be expected t' abide by, joost see th'
approopriate certificate below fer all th' particoolars.
Each
certfifcate is printed on an 11 x 17 inch parchment
sootable fer framin' an' hangin'. Now ye kin slap soom
real panache on yer wall an' poot that doonly Harvard
deeploma where it'll nae be givin' folks th' warng idee
aboot ye. Along wi' yer certificate, ye'll also get
a laminated wallet card fer them special occasions when
ye need a little extra clout.
An'
ye'll want t' keep them wallet cards close t' yer hands
whenever ye go t' buy any o' th' ootstandin' MacBubba
or oother Scottish products available fra Caberdancer
- joost show yer member noomber an' ye'll get at least
a grand whoppin' 10% off o' th' purchase price, plus
special discounts an' th'
occasional FREEBIE.
Yes,
'twas FREEBIE I said an' FREE it means. So, as soon
as ye kin hie yersel' offa th' floor an' get yer application
in, ye can start livin' th' High(lander) Life as a boonified
stalwart o' th' MIGHTY CLAN MACBUBBA! JOIN
NOW!!
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