Hoot, ye bonnie lads & lassies!

'Tis great fortoon wha' hae smilt upon ye this day fer
here ye hae found th' hame o' th' Mighty Clan MacBubba.

An' shood ye prove stoothearted tartan-wearin', haggis-eatin'
sons & dotters o' th' highlands, ye can becoom one o'
our exalted noomber & help t' spread th' spirit o' Big, Bad
& Plaid! t' th' far corners o' creation.

So...

If ye kens th' bag dressin' fra th' shinola, would hae
yer kilt dry & your whistle wet & tak's yer haggis wi'
a side o' grits, joost traipse yer ghillie broogues thru this
wee hoomble website & meet th bra' clansmen & wimmen
ye soospected ye had but hae ne'er met...
till NOW!